funny stories to share

[jadey]

bahahaha, i have a victory/funny story

in my house there are scary things in the dark. im serious, when you turn on the lights things crawl away. actually that only happens in the basement so its doesnt really bother me. but when they come upstairs they are dead. so i give them a warning, if i see a spider in my room, i say "spider stay on that wall and eat buys, come on my bed and you will be squished" and usually that works.

well there WAS a very evil minion of satan who my brother and i call evil centipeed. this thing moves freakin fast and isnt afraid of the light. well we've been trying to kill it for weeks

well i finally got the bastard today! i cornered into a wall and used the end of a broom stick to do the deed. The centipeed is dead!!

hmm, writing it out doesnt seem as funny ^_^ but oh well

neone else have any funny stories?

[spacelion]

Well I was running down to the second floor and I tripped and fell down the stairs. Well you had to be there because everybody was laughing at me! [img]redface.gif[/img]

Maybe this could be the Enbarrasing Moments thread?

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[rev.tsukiyama]

:shudder: I hate centipedes. Spiders and moths get taken outside and saved from the cat. Flies and things with too many legs get no such mercy. They've taken th bug spray off me, because I'm filling the house with nerve agent.

Okay not embarassing, but I'd like to share this with the board. I've been spending money :happy dance: again. Todays purchases: A hat that makes me look like a russian air hostess. A black trilby. 'Dominatrix' boots. A leather tie <3. I actually went out looking for something sensible to wear to the office. Oh well, I'm going to lose my job soon anyway. ^_^

Oh, a couple of weeks ago I went out and got serously drunk on some of the vilest cocktails known to man. I still have mystery bruises. I remember falling over sideways infront of various folk I was tring to pull. No bending of the knees, no idea that i was actually falling until everything tilted and I hit the concrete. And then this incredibly hot guy saying "Hey, I think you should lean her up against something..." Aparently I later started climbing over fences in a miniskirt, but I dont remember that. XPXPXP.

[rev.tsukiyama]

I know what you mean! - I'm ususally a loud, amused drunk who laughs all the time but sake just makes me start fights. And tequila makes me talk rubbish (more so than usual). I'm allergic to wine T__T;;

[Gundamgrl]

i have a funny story!!! well i didn't think it was funny. but my friends thought it was hilarious. i was at school and was talking to one of my friends and walking backwards. and outside the school there's these square brick thingies that have like dirt and plants in the middle of them. does that make any sense? well anyways i was walking backwards and i tripped over the side and fell backwards. like my butt was in the middl and got all this dirt on it. and i got a cut on my arm from the sharp sides. stupid bricks. why do the edges have to be sharp. n e waiz yeah. i felt stupid but good thing only a few people saw that.

[aramaki]

alrighty...this happened last year...

my bro and my maid went to the supermarket near my house to buy groceries

when they returned home,my bro was beaming with a huge smile on his face and flashed a can of sake infront of me and my sis' faces...apparently the cashier couldn't say anything cos my maid's the one who brought all the groceries to the cashier to be paid (my bro's still 15,he's underaged,even now -.-;;and my maid's already 22,she can do whatever she likes )

we poured the sake into 3 glasses...took a whiff *hmm,nice* and gulp...I downed my share in a single motion (I was underaged too,but who cares? ) not long after that my head was pounding with blasted headache...

I warned my bro about getting drunk (cos I was drunk in an instant...what a noob>.< ) of course he didn't believe me and *boom* we were lying on the couches,whimpering and suffering for 1 solid hour before giving up and went to bed

my sis? after she witnessed our actions,she threw her sake away ^^;;

the thing is that...I've tried wines before...the drunk sensation is different...with wines,I feel all nice,warm and sleepy...with sake,I got this hammer pounding non-stop in my brain -___-;;

argh..I'm not a good story-teller...can't even summarize a simple story -.-;